1:17 am and I’ve got a permasmile
:(“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating…
…and you finish off as an orgasm.”
This is why my friends are awesome
“i wrapped my mouse cord around my head, and then compared the length to a piece of standard 11” paper, converted the inches to centimeters, checked the chart, and viola!”
These stones are falling
boulders uplifted
spirits percipitive
names are A-listed
and the heavens above lit it
These roads have been long
And these legs, now tiresome
resting for stressing
over how I feel
New but old and wise and fast
gone are the days to press the gas
on the way to those places
And people, all racing
This night is falling dead
The ground rumbles and cracks
spirits uplifted,
over the populations head
